18 Unbelievable Idiots That Stained Facebook With Pure Stupidity

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Sep 1, 2017 2:00 PM EDT

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    Text - Resolved Question Show me another » I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them Am I going to hell? Report Abuse 3 years ago
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    Text - 31 minutes ago Omggg, Soooo i dont like dolphins anymore!! Squirrels are my new favorite reptile SOOO0O CUTTEEE! neither a dolphin nor a squirrel is a reptile 24 minutes ago Unlike 5
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    Text - AT&T 4G 11:13 AM 68% answers.yahoo.com/q 8 EYAHOO! ANSWERS Q Other - Pregnancy & Parenting How am i sure I'm the real mom of my kid? just had a baby and it looks more like the man i had my baby with. It doesn't look like me at all and I'm scared that he was cheating on me with another lady and i had her kid. This child is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I can't imagine giving my baby to the real mom! how ik!??!
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    Alloy wheel - Woman complained her tire pressure light was on and DROVE this into the shop. Merced
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    Text - Show me another Resolved Question HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK IAM SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. THIS PROBLEM IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART THROUGH EMAILS. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN. PLEASE HELP!!! P Report Abuse 3 years ago Additional Details WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAPS L0CK KEY? ITS DARK BECAUSE THERE IS A POWER OUTAGE AND I'M ON MY
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    Text - 22 hrs Wow ok. theyre making it so our children cant go to school if we don't inject them with AUTISM SYRUP! Umm no, GOD will protect my children i don't need some government paied doctor telling me how to raise my kids Like Comment Share 37 people like this. AMEN!!! 22 hrs Like 2
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    Text - Maylina Gillespie 20 billion people in the world trying to fit in, so imma try to stand outt Like Comment Share 6 minutes ago 10 people like this. Sean Patrick Blaise O'Connell theres only 7 billion people in the world though 4 minutes ago Like 3 Maylina Gillespie Like you counted all of them ! Lmao I'm estimatingg 3 minutes ago Like Write a comment...
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    Text - Show me another» Resolved Question How many calories are in a booger? i <13 life. i always pick my nose and eat my booger, it's addicting. how many calories are in tiny roll of booger? it sometimes wet and color yellow. P Report Abuse 3 years ago
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    Text - 4:42 PM 37% SaskTel 26 minutes ago I've been thing about quantum mechanics cause I can. I already figured out how teleportation is possible without kill the living being. Now I'm thing. How can the past determin the future if the past already happen? It doesn't work. The future has to determine the past. For example, in order for a rock to be somewhere you have to place it there first. If you go in the future and put a rock somewhere and then go back in time, the rock will be where you pu
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    Text - Is it illegal to kill an ant???????? today I was walking down the street and there was an ant on a puppy so I stepped on the ant and killed it. A police officer gave me a very dirty look and so did alot of other people around so I was wondering is it illegal to kill an ant??? Im super serious!!! this isnt a joke! Lizzy Waterworth 7 months ago P Report Abuse Best Answer-Chosen by Voters YOU STEPPED come and go ON A DOG PReport Abuse 7 months ago
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    Face - Eric Follow am i the only person who thinks dwayne johnson looks like "the rock"?? Reply ta Retweet Favorite G Share ... More ECA
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    Military camouflage - REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU FORGOT TO THINK?
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    Text - I hate when people mix up "your and "you're". I think there all idiots... P Like Comment 18 minutes ago via mobile ikes this. I hate when people mix up there and they're. 10 minutes ago Like I know me too!! Dumbass people - 7 minutes ago Like Write a comment...
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    Text - All Categories Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting> Open Question Home Open Question Show me another » How do i give my child Naruto "whiskers" without hurting him? Shhs My son is going to be bom in one week and i'd like to give him whis kers that look similar to Naruto from the show. The best way ive thought of is getting a disposable scalpel and slowly making three cuts on each side of his face, then letting them scar. How can scar him like this without hurting him? r'd also like the cuts t
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    Text - Shannon Dustins first credit card. I'm soooo proud!!!! Your growing up so fast : with Dustin alui WTS.ES VISA Like Comment Share 3 minutes ago via BlackBerry thanks for dinner... and my new car and everything on ebay 2 minutes ago Like Did you just post some kids credit card number all over Facebook? about a minute ago Like Write a comment... Shannon um hello everyone I didn't mean to put dustins credit card # on fb so one person yelling at me is enough. thanksss Like Comment 32 minutes a
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    Hair - 4GE 5% 4:07 PM 34 mims A My children is Mexican American and up until Sunday their skin was tan just right just by being born. Well Sunday i let them play in a swimming pool that was just put up out of box no chemicals, chlorine, just plain well water and this is what happened they turn out 20 times darker almost as if they have dirt imbedded into their skin. Has anyone elses child done this or should I be concerned cause this is after a bath and it still didn't come off. Does this look l
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    Footwear - Juan finally sent child support so i went and bought boots and got my nails done A-A Like Comment Share 5 minutes ago 26 people like this. our boots 4 minutes ago Like 1 y new bestfriends 3 minutes ago Like 32 Write a comment...
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    Text - Iswers Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!? So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friend Ashley, and we knew everyone there! literally, except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but I asked my friend later on that night and a few other people that night. Anyways, my friend Ashley dropped me off like a little bit away from my house because my dad doesn't like her. He thinks she's a bad influence. When I was walking to my house t
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